Lesson 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, `Can I also sit
like you and do nothing all daylong?`
The crow answered: `Sure, why not.`
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
Suddenly a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.
Moral of the story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.

Lesson 2
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
`I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,`
sighed the turkey, `but I haven`t got the energy.
`Well, why don`t you nibble on some of my droppings?`
replied the bull. `They`re packed with nutrients.`
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the first
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched
at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey
out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won`t keep you there.

Lesson 3
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said: `I should be Boss because I control the whole
body`s response and functions.`
The feet said: `We should be Boss as we carry the brain about
and get him to where he wants to go.`
The hands said: `We should be Boss because we do all the work
and earn all the money.`
And so it went on

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