A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight
on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is
watching you. "
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking
for valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you. "
This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a
parrot. He asked, "Did you say that? "
The parrot admitted that he had. "I`m just trying to warn
you, is all. "
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What`s your
name? "
"Moses. "
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot
`Moses`? "
The bird answered, "I don`t know; I guess the same folks
who would name a Rottweiler `Jesus`".
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