A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do
here? " He asked.
"It`s quite simple, " said the club secretary. "We take off all our
clothes and commune with nature. "
"Cool, " said the guy, ". . . Count me in! " So he paid his membership
fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path,
he saw a big sign which read,
"Beware of Gays. " A little further along he saw another sign which
read the same thing "Beware of Gays. "
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a
bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque
and it said,
"Sorry, . . . You`ve had two warnings! "
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