A postman was making his rounds and arrived at one of the homes and was
greeted at the door by a young woman dressed in a sexy outfit. She
said "do you have time to come in for awhile? . . . I have a little
something for you for the holidays". The postman came in the house
and she said "follow me upstairs" and he followed her up to the
bedroom where she made passionate wild love to him.
They came downstairs and she said "sit down and I will make you
breakfast. So she scrambled him up an omlet and toast, and when he
sat at the table there was a place setting with a plate and a dollar
under the plate.
- What is this dollar for? - He asks. . .
- Well - the woman says - I asked my husband what to give the postman
for Christmas as all the people in the neighborhood were giving him
something for the holidays. . . So he said "Fuck The Postman, Give Him A
Dollar". The breakfast was my idea" - she added.
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