Did you hear about the postman who was surprised one morning on
his rounds when the lady of the house invited him in? She served him a
delicious breakfast, and then invited him into the bedroom. He was
puzzled, but went along out of curiosity. She asked if he wanted to go
to bed with her, and so he did that too. But when he realized it was time
to finish his rounds, he had to leave.
The housewife insisted on giving him a dollar before he
could go.
This was too much for the poor man, and he asked her: "Lady, what
is going on?
First you feed me a delicious breakfast, and as if that isn`t
enough, you invite me to make love to you and we have a terrific time
together.
And now you want to pay me?! What Is this, anyway? " So she explained
proudly: "Well, you know Christmas is coming, and I told my husband I
wanted to do something nice for the postman, who is so faithful about
delivering our mail all year.
My husband said, `Fuck the postman! Give him a dollar! `. . . But
the breakfast was my idea! "
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