1. I`m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I`m not dumb . . . And I also know that I`m not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
-Erica Jong-
3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me.
One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours.
I don`t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
-Rita Rudner-
4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can`t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
-Rita Rudner-
5. I`ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
-Wendy Liebman-
6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
-Erma Bombeck-
7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
8. I`m not going to vacuum `til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
9. I think--therefore I`m single. -Lizz Winstead-
10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn`t itch.
-Gilda Radner-
13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man, if you
want something done, ask a woman!
-Margareth Thatcher
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