"I resent your insinuendoes. "
"No man is an Ireland. "
"If we don`t make some changes, the status quo will remain the same. "
"We`re going to have the best-educated American people in the world. "
"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially
members of the House and members
of the Senate. " -- Dan Quayle
"If Lincoln were alive today, he`d roll over in his grave. "
"We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers
can report. "
"Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository. "
"Outside of the killings in Washington Dc, we have one of the lowest crime
rates in the nation. " -- Marion
Berry
"Let`s jump off that bridge when we come to it. "
"To be demeanered like that is an exercise in fertility. "
"I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators. "
"If somebody`s gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there. "
"When you`re talking to me, keep your mouth shut. "
"Let`s do this in one foul swoop. "
"I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished
yourselves in this session. "
"We`ll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger. "
"I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks. "
"The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13. "
"I hate to confuse myself with the facts. "
"We have a permanent plan for the time being. "
"Family planning has many misconceptions. "
"The people in my district do not want this highway bypass, no matter if it
goes through or around the city. "
"My knowledge is no match for his ignorance. "
"As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a nuclear suppository in
our state. "
"These numbers are not my own; they are from someone who knows what he`s
talking about. "
"People planning on getting into serious accidents should have their seat
belts on. "
"In 1994, Americans stand on the horns of an enema. "
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