1. Trying to keep warm in freezing weather, a 50 year old Cypriot
huddled
over his paraffin heater. Accidentally overturning it, he set himself on
fire, screaming in pain as his clothes were engulfed he ran out of his
abode and jumped into a nearby reservoir, where he sunk like a stone and
drowned.
2. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
oil
spill in Alaska was $80, 000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers
and
applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a
killer
whale.
3. A psychology student rented out her spare room to a carpenter in
order
to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling,
he
snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally
retarded.
4. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world
flagpole-sitting record. By the time he had come down, eight hours short
of
the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust,
his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut
off.
5. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards
the
electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his
arm
in two places. A shame as he has merely been listening to his walkman.
6. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of
them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two
hapless protesters to death.
And the last & best. . . . . . .
7. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn`t pay enough postage on a
letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. You`ve
guessed
it, he opened it and said a fond farewell to his face.
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