A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables & when he picked up a Cd player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:
"Jesus is watching you. " He nearly Jumped Out Of His Skin, clicked his flashlight off & froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head & promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on & began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard:
"Jesus is watching you. " Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that? " He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep, " the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I`m trying to warn you. " The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh? Who are you? " The burglar asked the parrot.
"Moses, " replied the parrot.
"Moses? " The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses? " "Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiller, Jesus, " the bird answered.
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