Three young Irish candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man`s willy.
In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate.
*Ting-a-ling*
"Oh, Patrick, " says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your lack of control. Go now and take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness. " The candidate leaves. The dancer continues, dancing around the second candidate, slowly peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops:
*Ting-a-ling* "Joseph, Joseph, " sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go. . . Take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness. " The dancer continues, dancing naked in front of the final candidate.
Nothing. She writhes up and down against his body. No response. Finally , exhausted, she quits. "Michael, my son, I am truly proud of you, " says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the showers. " * Ting-a-ling*
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