Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs do not work:
20. "That`s weird. . . "
19. "It`s never done that before. "
18. "It worked yesterday. "
17. "How is that possible? "
16. "It must be a hardware problem. "
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? "
14. "There is something funky in your data. "
13. "I haven`t touched that module in weeks! "
12. "You must have the wrong version. "
11. "It`s just some unlucky coincidence. "
10. "I can`t test everything! "
9. "This can`t be the source of That. "
8. "It works, but it hasn`t been tested. "
7. "Somebody must have changed my code. "
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system? "
5. "Even though it doesn`t work, how does it feel?
4. "You can`t use that version on your system. "
3. "Why do you want to do it that way? "
2. "Where were you when the program blew up? "
And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don`t work:
1. "It works on my machine. "
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