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Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.
Plato: For the greater good.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
Timothy Leary: Because that`s the only trip the establishment would let
it take.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Jack Nicholson: `Cause it fu. . . . . Ing wanted to. That`s the fu. . . . . Ing
reason.
Ronald Reagan: I forgot.
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
Arthur Andersen Consultant: Deregulation of the chicken`s side of the
road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced
with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies
required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a
partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by
rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation
processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (Pim), Andersen helped
the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and
experiences to align the chicken`s people, processes and technology in
support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.
Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts
and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in
the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings
in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and
explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to
achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting
and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum
of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like
setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was
strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent,
clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken`s
mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the
creation
of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped
the chicken change to become more successful.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you see, represents the black man. The
chicken `crossed` the black man in order to trample him and keep him
down.
Martin Luther King, Jr. : I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having theirandersen helped
the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and
experiences to align the chicken`s people, processes and technology in
support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.
Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts
and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in
the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings
in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and
explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to
achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting
and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum
of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like
setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was
strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent,
clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken`s
mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the
creation
of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped
the chicken change to become more successful.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you see, represents the black man. The
chicken `crossed` the black man in order to trample him and keep him
down.
Martin Luther King, Jr. : I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road. " And the chicken crossed the road, and there
was much rejoicing.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did Not cross the road.
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn`t anyone
ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around
all over the place, anyway? "
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will
not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents,
and balance your checkbook.
Oliver Stone: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road? "
Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we
overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing? "
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross
roads.
Einstein: Whether the chicken crosse motives called into question.
Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road. " And the chicken crossed the road, and there
was much rejoicing.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did Not cross the road.
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn`t anyone
ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around
all over the place, anyway? "
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will
not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents,
and balance your checkbook.
Oliver Stone: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road? "
Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we
overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing? "
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross
roads.
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: The chicken did not cross the road . . It transcended
it. . . .
Ernest Hemingway: To die. Alone. In the rain.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Kennedy: Don`t ask what road can the chicken cross to, ask what chicken
can cross the road.
The Pope: Because it was a wish of The Lord.
Queen Elizabeth: Crossing roads have being a traditional protocol since
the Middle Ages.
Adolf Hitler: It crossed the road? It is arian? If not, catch it and
send it to Auchwitz!
Pitagoras: Because it`s the shortest distance between the both sides of
the road.
Carl Sagan: To make contact.
John Edgar Hoover: It`s under investigation. It`s confidential but I can
say that the chicken`s file was clean.
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