25/03/2009

Actual persons who appeard in news papers.

Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents` house. POB 46
Shul gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write. POB 81
Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let`s try it for eight days. Who knows? POB 43.

Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shule with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, barmitzvahs. Religion not important. PB 658
I was reform as an embryo, conservative as a fetus, orthodox from birth.
Seeking same. POB 46.

Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get, or can get get. Get it?
I`ll show you mine, if you show me yours. POB 72
Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B`av, TaanisEsther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B`Teves, Shiva Asar B`Tammuz. Seeks companion or living life in the "fast" lane. POB 90.

Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman.POB43.

Very pretty, slim, lulav would like to meet fragrant, squeezable esrog.
Let`s do hoshanas together. Pitum a must. POB 77.

Worried about in-law meddling? I`m an orphan! Write. POB 74.

Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 78.

Are you the girl I spoke with at the kiddush after shul last week? You excused yourself to get more horseradish for your gefilte fish, but you never returned. How can I contact you again? (I was the one with the cholent stain on my tie). POB 766.

Shochet, 54, owns successful butcher shop in Midwest. Doesn`t believe women should be treated like a piece of meat. Seeks glatt kosher maydl for marriage. POB 99.

Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56.

Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it.
POB435.

Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker. POB 787.

Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. POB 555.

80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35.
Object matrimony. I can dream, can`t I? POB 545.

I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I`ll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. POB 86.

Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me. POB 53.

Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp. POB 76
Jewish Princess, 28, seeks successful businessman of any major Jewish denomination: hundreds, fifties, twenties. POB 27
Desparately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70 for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK. POB 64

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