1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them
is in alphabetical order."
3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded."
4th intercedes: "I like engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says:
"You`re all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest. There`s no guts, no heart, no spine, and their heads and asses are interchangeable.